My glasses, oh my glasses.
The first month I had them I left them on a bench outside the AmSouth Building downtown. They waited. A couple of years ago I sat them on the trunk of Kevin's car and forgot about them. The next day they rode to work with Kevin...hanging on his spoiler. He noticed them when he got off work that afternoon. Yesterday, after the Smyrna Christmas parade (at which we had an absolute blast by the way) I left them in a grassy median on Lowry Street. A half hour later I remembered and left the grocery store in a frenzy, although I don't know why I was worried. I parked, waited for a break in traffic, ran over to the median, took two steps, and there they were. Frenzy unnecessary.